The ants’ big picnic is exciting, but did you have to invite yourself? Now they’re giving you awkward looks and whispering behind your back. Did you just stick your appendage in the potato salad? How disgusting. Are you really crawling all over the drink cooler right in front of everyone? That’s just great. Hopefully you have the self-awareness to see yourself out before this picnic is completely ruined.
Salt Lake is a landlocked body of water with an abnormally high concentration of sodium chloride. When Salt Lake isn’t busy finding stuff for Mario to jump on, or busy being too saline to support most aquatic lifeforms, he’s likely doing Soulsborne or Pokemon challenge runs, finding obscure indie films to watch, or researching salt lakes so he can write paragraphs about himself.